When the Horsemen arrive, it’s probably already too late. There may only be six of them rather than four, and we’ve yet to see an actual horse in the hotel, but let’s not get bogged down in detail. The Horsemen bring determination, menace and just enough unpredictability to make opponents nervous. Purple is the colour of royalty, after all. Whether they’ll be riding triumphantly into Sunday afternoon or looking for the nearest stable remains to be seen.

Playing colour: Purple

Team Captain: Stu Mepham
Terry Vallis
James Whittle
Sue Atkins
Calvin Seymour
David Armstrong